Im lazy so I'll just copy paste my story h:

Blazin White EJ: second weekend in a row
Blazin White EJ: I was flyin
Blazin White EJ: 10 to 15 over
Blazin White EJ: I asked him how fast I was going
Blazin White EJ: he said, "Im sorry but I can't tell you because Im just gonna give you a warning"
Blazin White EJ: LOL I think it's cause I had Mika
I6PureCanadian9I: lol
Blazin White EJ: he was scared
Blazin White EJ: LOL he asked me to reach my license out so he didn't get bit
Blazin White EJ: I was like "what???....haha she's friendly sir"
I6PureCanadian9I: hehe
Blazin White EJ: she had her whole ****in head out the window though...and her head is like three sizes bigger then a human
Blazin White EJ: Im takin her everywhere from now on :-P
Blazin White EJ: so then...get this shit
Blazin White EJ: Im so ****in stupid
Blazin White EJ: Im all searching for my cruise control right??
Blazin White EJ: this is after he pulled away
Blazin White EJ: I turn my gd headlights off for a split second while he's barely a quarter mile a head of me
Blazin White EJ: dont ask cause I dont even know
Blazin White EJ: and he puts his lights on!
I6PureCanadian9I: lol
Blazin White EJ: Im like jesus christ am I ****in idiot
Blazin White EJ: I pull of and he pulls someone else over :-D

 

what were j00 thinkin' son :doh: :chuckles:

 

hahaha. If I tried to keep my dog in my car with me she'd just lick everyone to death. Damn friendly dogs...

 

Last weekend I got pulled over for rolling threw a red light making a right turn with a ****ING GD COP behind me....:doh:

I didn't even get a warning

 

you dun be a smart one, ey.

 

my dog woulda licked his nuts off hahah... oh wait that could phrase could come back at me :uhhok:

 

dude, cops are out of CONTROL right now. gearing up before the big holiday weekend i guess. i got pulled over by two cops the other day, and ive gotten eyed up a few times lately.

 

I've seen a ton of cops around lately. Usually I'll see like only 1-2 a day... IF that.... lately I've been seeing them every 5mins. Sometimes more.

Weird.

 

In the City I'll see 2 foot cops, 2 mounties, 1 bicycle, 3squads, and one SUV and I'll keep seein em all day and all night EVERY single time I leave the house. This is just everywhere throughout the city in general.

I feel like its ****kin the 1950's USSR