Name's changed to protect the innocent

Me: hey does what matter?
XXXXXXX: neva mind
Me: I don't get it?
Me: come on, what?
XXXXXXX: forget it
XXXXXXX: not important
Me: I can't
Me: don't do this
XXXXXXX: do what?
Me: I'm not gonna be able to sleep
XXXXXXX: yeah sure
Me: does what matter?
XXXXXXX: before you said a/s/l i said does it really matter / f / in your pants
Me: Oh
XXXXXXX: does it really matter = age?
XXXXXXX: it was a joke
Me: well yeah it matter's, gotta be 18+ to party w/ me
Me: :-P
XXXXXXX: party?
Me: you know what I mean
XXXXXXX: does size really matter
Me: Of course
XXXXXXX: you think so?
Me: I think so
Me: to a degree
XXXXXXX: ic
Me: I mean I won't wear a size 7 shoe cuz it won't fit, so I buy a size 9-1/2...so yeah size matters
Me: :-P
XXXXXXX: uh huh
Me: O:-)
XXXXXXX: im taking a survey
Me: ok
Me: of what?
XXXXXXX: whether or not size matters
Me: how many ppl have you asked so far
Me: and what seems to be the response?
Me: you dere?
XXXXXXX: 2
XXXXXXX: well 3
Me: does it matter so far?
Me: and have they had enough size to have a say wether it mattered?
XXXXXXX: 2 says yea
Me: I C
XXXXXXX: 1 says thickness is more important
Me: I C
XXXXXXX: y do guys ask if they are the best a chick has ever had?
Me: May I ask who's taken your survey?
XXXXXXX: chicks
Me: I dunno, I want to be god's gift to women, I think all guy's do
Me: They want to be the one guy a girl will remember forever
XXXXXXX: but wouldnt they remember everyone they screwed
Me: Not really
XXXXXXX: ?
Me: Every guy wants to be the guy a girl remembers forever as the best she's ever had
XXXXXXX: i dont think thats how it works though
Me: Dammit
Me: :-(
XXXXXXX: lol
XXXXXXX: your silly
Me: I think secretly every girl wants an 8" cock
XXXXXXX: i dont
Me: yes you do
XXXXXXX: i think i was scared of yours at first
Me: but it's a secret
XXXXXXX: i know i was
Me: even to you
XXXXXXX: lol
XXXXXXX: of course now i would be down to try 8
Me: but it's great now right?
XXXXXXX: great?
Me: exactly
XXXXXXX: our heads just a lil big isnt it
Me: it's intimidating, but that doesn't mean it's bad
Me: I don't think so, I think it's right were it should be
XXXXXXX: its just intimidating at first
XXXXXXX: and then its just like damn - all that can fit up in there
XXXXXXX: DAMN
Me: I think 8" is the ideal length for sex
Me: you can do pretty much every position that way
Me: I'm only 3/4" away:-D
XXXXXXX: yeah but its gotta be a lil weird going from an 8" cock to 5"
XXXXXXX: your a dork
Me: what do you mean...like different guys?
XXXXXXX: ummm is it in yet?
XXXXXXX: yeah
Me: yeah I would assume so
XXXXXXX: thats what im saying - like um did you put it in yet - oh you did = my bad - the last guy i screwed had a large cock
Me: lol
XXXXXXX: makes for a weird conversation
XXXXXXX: no?
Me: yeah that's what's up
Me: I want to be the guy who ruins it for all new cummers
Me: O:-)
XXXXXXX: whateva dork
Me: :-P
XXXXXXX: it cant be that bad?
XXXXXXX: can it?
Me: what?
Me: going to a smaller guy?
XXXXXXX: yeah
Me: Nah he'll just have to work it more
Me: he might not hit that deep spot, but he can do other things
Me: but I don't think it'll be the same as the Deep orgasms
XXXXXXX: why not?
Me: cuz that's a totally different stimulation
Me: Or at least that's what I hear
XXXXXXX: does my shit shrink back to a normal size if we didnt do it for a long time or is it just gonna be loose?
Me: Nah I think it shrinks
Me: you can do excercise's for that
Me: called kegel's
XXXXXXX: i c
XXXXXXX: well that might suck
Me: what?
XXXXXXX: nothing
Me: nah what?
XXXXXXX: having to exercise to shrink
Me: it's not much
Me: you do like 100 reps every other day
XXXXXXX: there is a down side to screwing a larhe cock
Me: 1 rep = 3 second hold
Me: yeah you need to keep screwing large cock
Me: :-P
XXXXXXX: could you imagine> umm can i see your cock before you can have my number?
XXXXXXX: im sure guys would love to respond to that
Me: lol
XXXXXXX: what would u say if a chick said that to you
XXXXXXX: the lunar eclipse was blocked by the friggin clouds
Me: I'd pull it out
Me: yeah I heard
XXXXXXX: i got a few pics for the first few mins and then i couldnt get anymore
XXXXXXX: would u really pull it out
XXXXXXX: jen is soooo stupid
Me: well depends on the time and place
Me: got a few pics????
XXXXXXX: huh?
Me: you typed that
Me: scroll up
XXXXXXX: i dont like you
Me: why?
Me: but you like my penis
Me: :-P
XXXXXXX: who said i like it?
Me: Well when you scream and moan
Me: and curl up in the corner of the bed
XXXXXXX: thats just part of the show
Me: oh really
XXXXXXX: you want to bust a nut dont you?
Me: Sometime's
Me: you know I can hold out
Me: I just wanna feel your body break
Me: there's nothing that turns me on more than a woman's body breaking down from orgasm
Me: :yumyum:
XXXXXXX: why how does that turn you on
XXXXXXX: and how do you feel it?
Me: I can feel it pulsing around me, and ur eyes roll back in your head
Me: it turns me on cuz I know I caused that
Me: :-D
XXXXXXX: how can you see my eyes if the lights are off?
Me: I have pretty good night vision
Me: your window is right by the street lights too
Me: so it's never really dark
XXXXXXX: ic
XXXXXXX: so your saying i need to get heavier curtains?
Me: nah
Me: curtains are fine
Me: why you don't want me to be able to tell when your havin an orgasm?
XXXXXXX: what makes u think i dont want u to know?
Me: U asking about getting heavier curtains
XXXXXXX: i was just playin cause i knew you would say no the curtains are fine yet every other day you complain too much light comes in in the morning -

 

im jelqing so much scabs are forming.

 

Um that's not good, please stop for the sake of your manhood.


BTW that's a 23yr old chick I'm talking to, just a FYI

 

im joking

 

Is that another convo with Chanc? :fawk:

 

You always have boys on the mind

 

you ain't got nothing on my 2 inches, bish! hfawk:

 

:awais: :usa:

 

bastard :squint:

 

please, no repost of your wang pics h:

*putting on gay flame suit*