That shit is so old.

 

No shit. We were listening to that back in 94-95. He comes to a local bar here in the 'Boro now and then.

 

Suck a polar bear's funky ass!
Suck a racehorse's cock with Heinz Tomato Ketchup!
Suck a donkey's shitty ass!
Suck a male camel's dick with Hoisen sauce!
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a European bison's smelly ass!
Suck a woolly mammoth's dick with Miracle Whip!
Suck a snow leopard's ass with whip cream!
Suck a hyena's spermy dick!
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a llama's shitty asshole!
Suck a panda bear's spermy nutsack!
Suck a sloth bear's bootyhole!
Suck a greyhound's musty ass, motha****a!
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick
Suck a cheetah's dick

 

A letter of complaint :rofl:

Written By: Kyle Sciacca

In other news 17 year-old Elijah Brady Stevens was expelled from Green Mountain High School after breaking onto the school intercom to play inappropriate music.

Children were learning peacefully during there second hour class when the lyrcis "Suck a cheetas dick with miracle whip" and other disgusting words and phrases were blasted across the schools intercom. "I was drawing pictures in my art class when I heard it", said shook-up freshman Mike Waymond. "I guess im just in shock right now ... I just can't believe it, he always seemed like such a nice guy ... well except for that time he called the computer lady a 'bitch'."

Eli was unavailable for comments, but was last seen flashing the Choir class as school officials drug him to custody.

 

wesley willis is as old as my ass.

anyway, "i kicked batmans ass" is the best he ever created. he was in LaCrosse about a year ago.

oh, and "suck my dobermans dick" is funny too.

 

Rock 'n Roll McDonalds is pretty bitchin also.

 

ah hahahahaha!!! :rofl: Best listened to when stoned :thumbup: