MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.

 

I guess that gives a whole new meaning to "Stick it where the sun don't shine".

 

I wonder if they applied power to the light bulb to help them see better while performing the operation?

 

Before that last part i was wondering how in the hell you could NOT wake up when someone is trying to stick a light bulb in your ass.......crazy.....

 

I read that yesterday but was confused. at the end of the article the doctor says he is supsicious about the inmates story of being drugged and having the light bulb stuck up his ass while he was passed out. I got to thinking and determined that there is not that many ways to get a lightbulb up there. i mean if he struggeled at all it would have broken, wouldnt it. I mean the guy was in jail for bootlegging, maybe if he was in for rape or somthing sexual maybe i would belive that it was consentual (akward). im just confused, they should have used a florescent bulb it would have been easier.

 

this story isn't really a big deal.





























I've known quite a few people who've pulled ideas out of their asses

 

id do it for 1k.