either that or earn the tips

 

my thoughts EXACTLY (cept i pay cash cuz i dont have a CC h:h: )

 

sometimes when I got extra loot and the wait staff is doin well I will ask for something obscure like 13 ice cubes in my water and if they actually do it I will throw them like 20 bucks for a tip on top of what I was gonna tip....my old room mate was a waitress I know how something cool like that can make your entire day/night go better.

 

I used to work at Pizzeria Unos part time last year while I was at school, and having that experience I tip 20% normally, and might drop to 15% if its shitty, i give more sometimes if im feeling generous, or if its a waitress and shes hot :naughty:

 

what's the point of tipping better because a waitress is hot?

i hate feeding into the notion that good looks nets better treatment, in any type of job. pretty prissy shouldnt get a better tip than big bertha just because of looks.

does the hot waitress go home with you, or chase after you with her #, because you tipped her well? no, you're just another dude who gave her some extra cash...something that probably happens often for her.

sorry...dumb rant.

 

i once wrote my number on a bill at a cafe when i left it for tip h:


i shouldve used a bigger bill :exnbp:

 

:werd: it really is unfair.

but i did get bigger tips when i wore tighter pants and wore my hair in schoolgirl braids :rick:

 

^ hahahaaha

btw...it's been a long day..i cant even spell 'waitress' :doh:

 

i got real shitty service one time at applebees,..so what i did was ask the bitch that was our waitress for a refil on my water right before i left,..i then took out a dollar and covered the top of that glass with the dollar,..then i FLIPPED it quickly laying it on the table with the dollar underneath it,..no matter how you pick up that glass..water will spill,..she deserved it,..wasnt busy at all,..came over ot the table once,..even then i had to go get her for that "once",..when i went to go get her she said "umm excuse me,..im talking to a coworker,..if you will please go sit back down at your table ill be with you when i get a chance,..umm yeaaa thankksss" she said it with some sass and hella atitude,..stupid bitch

 

One time when I was at the olive garden, we (my ex and I) got HORRIBLE service. I mean horrible. So on the reciept I wrote this:

"Here's a tip: BE A BETTER SERVER!"


:rick: