I was close enough. I'm having a bad day

 

"Your mom, bless her heart, still makes me squeal like a pig..." - American Wedding
"Say hello to my LITTLE FRIEND!!!" - Scarface
"Negative ghostrider...the pattern is full." - Top gun
"you're already in trouble......countless highspeed passes over many air towers and ONE general's daughter..." - top Gun
"just promise me the next time you bang your old lady, make sure you make her call you 'Jay'..." - Mallrats
"Snoochie-boochies..." - Mallrats

 

I like-

"so say goodnight to tha badguy, cause you'll never see a badguy like me."

best scarface line

 

HAHAHHHAHAH ROFL LMAO :cheers:

 

"Its gonna take a radical miracle to that guy." -Rad

 

"Pullover!"
"It's a cardigan, but thanks for asking."
"Pull your vehicle over now."

:lmao: I love that movie. :wtc:

 

• The Godfather - "Leave the gun, take the cannoli."
• The Godfather Part II - "My name is Vito Andolini. This is for my father."
• The Godfather Part III - "I try to get out and they keep pulling me back in!"
• Back to the Future - "You made a time machine out of a Delorian?!"
• Van Wilder - "You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand! You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much, Mr. Van Wilder."
• Old School - "True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..."
• American Pie - "Suck me beautiful!"
• American Pie 2 - "Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo. "
• American Wedding - "Look, maybe we should give him a chance. You know, I think - I think that underneath all the "****s" and "shits" and "blow me's", there's a very sensitive person who's just thirsty for acceptance. That's... that's what I think. "
• A Guy Thing - "Here's to the three rings of marriage. The engagement ring. The wedding ring. And suffering!"
• Jaws - "We're gonna need a bigger boat."

 

old school- "you got a fawking dart in your neck" (pretty much that whole scene)

pirates of the carribean- "you are the worst pirate i have ever heard of" "ahhhh but you havveee heard of me" "

those are just a couple,..to lazy to think of some more

 

One of the best anaylitical arguments EVER.....(that have no intellectual value what-so-ever)
Taken from Mallrats....Kevin Smith > *
"BRODIE: doesnt matter, it cant happen.
TS: Why not? It's bound to come up.
Brodie: Its impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fellopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarentee he blows a load like a shot gun right through her back. And what about her womb? Do you think its strong enough to carry his child?
TS: Sure, why not?
Brodie: He's an alien for christ's sake! His Kryptonium biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like wonderwoman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. and that would kill him. (with a straight face)
TS: How is it that i go from the verge of hot floridian sex with brandy to man of steel coidal debates with you in the food court? :thinking:
Brodie: Cookie stand is not part of the food court.
TS: Of course it is
Brodie: The food court is downstairs, the cookie stand is upstairs, its not like we're talkin quantum physics here. :a:
TS: The cookie stand counts as an eatery, the eatery is part of the food court.
Brodie: Bullshit. :squint: Eaterys that operate within the designated square downstairs qualify as food court. anything outside of said designated square is considered an atonymous unit for mid-mall snacking. now if you wanna wax intellectual about teh subject--holy shit...:eek3: