"too soon junior" h:

 

"someone might come in here"
"you better **** me fast then"

h:

 

But why is the rum gone?

 

"There's more to life than being really really really ridiculously good looking."

"....I was always more interested in, uh.....what bark was made out of on a tree"

"Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident."

"Sting, Sting is a hero of mine, I don't really listen to his music but the fact that he makes it. I admire that."

edit: "I bet you didn't know how good of a eugooglizer I was.....A Eugooglizer, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogly was?"

 

# Something's Gotta Give (2003) .... "woah"
# Matrix Revolutions, The (2003) .... "woah"
# Kid's Story (2003) (voice) .... "woah"
# Enter the Matrix (2003) (VG) .... "woah"
# Matrix Reloaded, The (2003) .... "woah"
# Animatrix, The (2003) (V) (voice) .... "woah"
# Hard Ball (2001) .... "woah"
# Sweet November (2001) .... "woah"
# Gift, The (2000) .... "woah"
# Watcher, The (2000) .... "woah"
# Replacements, The (2000) .... "woah"
# Me and Will (1999) .... "woah"
# Matrix, The (1999) .... "woah"
# Devil's Advocate, The (1997) .... "woah"
# Last Time I Committed Suicide, The (1997) .... "woah"
# Feeling Minnesota (1996) .... "woah"
# Chain Reaction (1996) .... "woah"
# Walk in the Clouds, A (1995) .... "woah"
# Johnny Mnemonic (1995) .... "woah"
# Speed (1994) .... "woah"
# Little Buddha (1993) .... "woah"
# Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1993) .... "woah"
# Freaked (1993) (uncredited) .... "woah"
# Much Ado About Nothing (1993) .... "woah"
# Dracula (1992) .... "woah"
# Captivated '92: The Video Collection (1991) (V) .... "woah"
# Providence (1991) .... "woah"
# My Own Private Idaho (1991) .... "woah"
# Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991) .... "woah"
# Point Break (1991) .... "woah"
# "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventures" (1990) TV Series (voice) .... "woah"

 

wow :a:

 

Barbossa: I thank ye, Jack.
Jack Sparrow: You're welcome.
Barbossa: Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack.

 

Gladiator - "What we do in life, echos in eternity"
Top Gun - "Maverics re-engaging sir!!!!"
Top Gun - "Because I was inverted" "BULL SHIT (cough cough)"
Bruce Almighty - "Back to you ****ERS!!"
Old School - "You're crazy.......you're crazy. I like you..... but your crazy. ...I'm tired.."

i could go on and on

 

Mallrats-
1. one time my cousin walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story, he bought it at our local mall and the whole fiasco wound up on the news and everything. So a week later he did it again, different cat, same result, free with another trip to the emergency room. So I see him a week later and he's buying another cat, and I says to him, jesus Walt what are you doing? You know your get this cat stuck in your ass, why don't you knock it off? And he says to me Brodie, how else am I going to the gerbal out? My cousin was a weird guy.
2. hell hath no fury like a womans scorned(sp) for sega
3. Silent Bob is an electrical genius! He won this science fair in the 8th grade by turning his mother's vibrator into a cd player using chicken wire and shit. Mother ****er is like MacGyver, no mother ****er is better than MacGyver!

Jay and SilenT Bob SB-
1. Silent Bob is an electrical genius! He won this science fair in the 8th grade by turning his mother's vibrator into a cd player using chicken wire and shit. Mother ****er is like MacGyver, no mother ****er is better than MacGyver!
2.Remember, don't pull your cock out until she asks, or until she's sleeping.

 

Tommy: "M&M's have a thin candy shell. I'm suprised you didn't know that, Richard."
Richard: "Your brain has a thick candy shell :squint:"
Tommy: "YOUR...brain...is..the one with the...shell on it."
Richard: "What was that?"
Tommy: "Nothing."

helps if you watch the movie dude