tell the bastard to put them shits in a box.arrange a pickup online which only costs 2 dollars,4 for same day pickup,and wait for them to get to your doorstep.

go to ups online.create an account.go to create a shipment.type in your address and his.print shipping labels,bill it to your credit card.send the label to the guy.he can stick it on the packages.go to schedual a pickup.bill the 2 dollars to your card and tell the guy to put the damn things on his porch so ups can pick it up

 

lol. there you go. do that.